They\'ve done something to smarties! No, I\'m not talking about the impending discard of the \"smarty\" tube. They\'ve done something to the smarties themselves. They are no longer vivid bright colours. They are no longer uniformly round. They are a pale, mishapen picture of there former selves. I don\'t like it, it\'s making me feel old to have to rember the good old days when sweets were treats that didn\'t need to be healthy, could be full of junk, didn\'t need to be nutritionally balanced, and it didn\'t matter because you just didn\'t eat many of them.

Don\'t even get me started on the pingu theme tune....