Triceratops
Submitted by BinksUK on
Andrew: Triceratops had three horns, so they could kill the other dinosaurs... but sometimes they were too slow, so then they got eaten.
Me: Oh dear, did they taste really nice?
Andrew: Yes they did.
Me: Did they taste of chocolate?
Andrew: No they tasted of blood.
(You could hear the "like, duh!" in his head!)
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