Triceratops

Submitted by BinksUK on

Andrew: Triceratops had three horns, so they could kill the other dinosaurs... but sometimes they were too slow, so then they got eaten.

Me: Oh dear, did they taste really nice?

Andrew: Yes they did.

Me: Did they taste of chocolate?

Andrew: No they tasted of blood.

(You could hear the "like, duh!" in his head!)

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